I saw this cute girl at a coffee shop sitting all alone and I came up to her and asked her what she was drinking she told me “That’s none of your business” bitch I was trying to be fucking romantic and find love at a coffee shop
Fuck you and your fucking coffee
Yeah it’s really frustrating that girls don’t realize by being in public alone they are either soliciting sex or looking for their Romeo 100% of the time.
^^^ boom goes the dynamite
raise your hand if you are scared shitless about the future yet couldn’t care less at the same time
That half-hearted struggle to stop your relatives from giving you money.
“No no, really no, I won’t take it, please no…okay thanks.”
Ugh.. I’m having such baby/wedding/moving in together fever!
I know the first two especially aren’t good ideas right now and nor is the last one, but the want is still there.
Someone please message me and remind me why I should wait?